Joke: 10 REASONS YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC

1. The psychic keeps shaking the black crystal ball which says “Ask again later”.
2. The clear crystal ball shows snowstorms everytime.
3. Every time you draw the Death card, the psychic yells “Go Fish!”
4. Keeps asking if you want to “hit” or “stand” during tarot card reading.
5. Predicts a nice tip in their near future.
6. His spoon bending requires two pliers.
7. Sign in window says: “As Seen on 60 Minutes”
8. Insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo”
9. Repeatedly forgets your name.
10. Hands you a fortune cookie upon arrival then asks So what does it say?

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